Make me laugh for BRAINLIEST: Jokes examples: I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the

Make me laugh for BRAINLIEST: Jokes examples:
I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.”
She said, “What’s that got to do with anything?”
I said, “That means it’s pasture bedtime.”
What do you call the security in a Samsung Store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?
A waist of time.
Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?
He’s all right now.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall.